Me, neither. Nobody else over here did, either.
That just goes to show you how, uh, desperately needed this latest GroKo government is.
Chancellor Angela Merkel and her partners met to formally sign their agreement on a new “grand coalition” government on Monday and admitted it was a political necessity, not a “love match”.
„Wir haben uns sehr viel vorgenommen und es ist Zeit auch mit der Arbeit zu beginnen.”
PS: I think I’ve finally figured out why Angela Merkel has been behaving so strangely these past few years. She smokes fish. And with Vlad Putin, of all people.

The German government only works when it doesn’t work.
P.S. I hope Merkel smokes a hell more than fish. This delusion must come with an upside.