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Next German Practical Joke Goes Haywire

August 4, 2016 By in Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings Tags: , , , , , , , Leave a comment

What do the Germans have with the Spanish these days, anyway? Yesterday’s flash mob antics in Catalonia failed miserably.

Fire

Now a German man says a toilet paper mishap (that certainly starts off well, doesn’t it?) started a wildfire on La Palma.

The 27-year-old man told police that he had attempted to burn toilet paper used after he defecated off of a forest trail in a nature park, but quickly sparked a blaze.

Der unter Verdacht stehende Deutsche hat laut Polizei keinen festen Wohnsitz. Die Zeitung “ABC” schrieb, er wohne in einer Höhle.

Burning Booming in Berlin

August 19, 2011 By in Habeas Corpus, Hate, Helections, Helplessness Tags: , , , , , , , , 10 Comments

Ah, Berlin. Poor but sexy. And now partly on fire every night.

“The enthusiasm about Berlin as the capital of alternative culture has never been as great as it is these days. EasyJet tourism is booming, as is the real estate market — prices may be rising in Berlin, but beer and apartments are still relatively cheap.”

As are lighting fluid and matches.

Rot-Rot hat Brandstiftern zu lange zugeschaut.