Tag Archives: Sports

Soccer Really Is A Woman’s Sport

June 21, 2011 By in Habitudes, History, Hurt Feelings, Hysteria Tags: , , , , , , , , 3 Comments

Former Germany captain Michael Ballack stepped up his sharp criticism of Germany coach Joachim Loew, saying he had already decided to quit the national team when Loew announced that the player had no future with the side.

The 34-year-old former Chelsea midfielder said on Sunday that he wanted to announce the decision himself.

Ballack and the German football federation (DFB) have been trading barbs ever since Loew made the announcement on Thursday.

Meanwhile…

The octopussies. The men, I mean.

“We agreed that I would make the announcement myself during the summer break.”

More German Engineering Like This, Please

June 13, 2011 By in History Tags: , , , , , 5 Comments

MIAMI — On the night he finally found vengeance, eternal validation and the highest measure of victory to wag in the face of anyone who had ever called him soft or mocked his cough, Dirk Nowitzki wasn’t going to let the world see his tears.

“Whoa, did y’all hear me cough? I think I’m sick.”

She swims faster than we skate?

March 1, 2010 By in Hard Facts, High Art Tags: , , , , , , , 1 Comment

On the ice, I mean.

And then they go on for the gold, yet again. Damn. I think this was another sinister German conspiracy again, although I haven’t quite figured out how it works yet.

Somehow she had crossed the finish line 0.23 seconds before the last American, Nancy Swider Peltz Jr.

PS: And nice hockey match there last night Canada. Not. Doch.