How could British newspapers report such things? In this way, I mean. As if they really happened. Which, of course, they did. But still.
If a German newspaper printed this it would be… Well, it wouldn’t be a German newspaper
Five Afghan asylum seekers are arrested for allegedly raping a girl, 15, in Germany – as country is rocked by sex attack on student, 18, ‘by Syrian migrants’
If it’s not in the German news, it didn’t happen.