This is Germany

Huh?

Germany’s President Horst Koehler has thrown in the towel for getting heat about having said this:

“In my view, however, I think our society is on the right path to fully understanding that a country of our size, export-oriented as it is, and therefore dependent upon foreign trade… In a country like ours we must also know that in doubt, in an emergency, military intervention will also be necessary to protect our interests. To keep free trade routes open, for instance, to prevent regional instability, for example, these are things that would otherwise have a definite negative effect upon our trade, our jobs and our income. Everything should be open for discussion here, and I believe that we are making good progress to that end.”

My, how scandalous. How could the pacifist citizens of the world’s third largest weapons exporting nation possibly take such shocking and unsavoury presidential provocations like this sitting down? They couldn’t take it sitting down, of course, so Horst had to step down.

This is just too ridiculous for me. Somebody please tell me what I missed here.

Germans and their torture instruments

Not only are Germans good at exporting expensive weapon systems, they’re also top-notch torture instrument exporters.

Or at least that’s what Amnesty International thinks they are. Of course Amnesty International also thinks that cold spinach is a torture instrument. Having to eat it, I mean. Which I guess it is, come to think of it. But still.

Nur sieben europäische Länder halten sich dem Amnesty Bericht zufolge an ihre Verpflichtung, Exporte derartiger Gegenstände öffentlich zu machen.

Ein Bombengeschäft

A bomb of a business, a roaring trade, a gold mine. And the same procedure as every year.

“Germany Now World’s Third Largest Arms Exporter.” Now? Been that way for years, folks. Get used to it already.

Pacifists. Can’t live with them, can’t live without them.

“When it comes to arms exports, few will be surprised that the US tops the list.”

Paintball verboten! Paintball verboten?

Correct me please if I misunderstood the German in this article here, you German speakers out there, but does it really say that Germany’s coalition government wants to forbid the playing of paintball because it “lowers the threshold for acts of violence” like the one which recently took place in Winnenden?

Paintball players!

Why stop there? Why not forbid German kids (of all ages) from playing cowboys and Indians and cops and robbers? Not that a German kid would ever pretend to shoot an Indian or a robber or anything (the cop maybe), that was just like a figure of speech or something OK? I’m just trying to follow this line of reasoning through to its logical conclusion, so give me a break already.

Verstöße sollen mit einer Geldbuße von bis zu 5000 Euro geahndet werden.