German tourists may gladly zip off to some of the most dangerous places on earth you can imagine, but not even they are crazy enough to be heading down to Greece any time soon.
“The Germans aren’t coming here this year but there’s no reason for them to be afraid,” one Greek guy said. “Honest,” he should have added.
“We don’t have a problem with the German people, only their government,” another guy added, who forgot to say “Really.”
“That’s just the way Germans are: if there’s trouble in some country, then Germans just don’t go there on their holidays.”