For not having any papers on him after landing in Munich in March. Or he sure would like to spank him now, I bet.
The popular god-awful and astoundingly annoying suckling superstar clearly had no idea that German customs authorities don’t cut slack for anybody, not even for monkeys – or a guy who’s last name means “beaver” in German.
His dumbass animal of a monkey “Mally” is still under animal shelter arrest and won’t be going anywhere until Bieber or an actual grownup get in touch with the German customs authorities directly (that is the custom here) and he’s running out of time fast.
This gives Leave It to Beaver a whole new meaning, if you ask me. Whether he spanks his monkey or not.
“Ward, I’m worried about the Beaver.”