This Just In: Germany Suddenly Owes Greece $305 Billion For World War II

Or at least that’s what the Greek parliament just figured out.

Reparations

However, Italy also suddenly owes Greece $216 billion for its invasion in 1940, too, they said.

After that you’ve got the Ottoman Empire owing the Greeks $197 billion for, well, for being Turks.

Then the Roman Empire will also still need to shell out an additional $116 billion for those nasty Macedonian wars.

And then, of course, Iran will have to step up and pay Greece $97 billion for the ugly Persian Invasion back in 484 BC.

This will still leave Greece with a humungous debt, of course, the parliamentarians noted, but nothing that another little loan from their friends in the European Union won’t fix.

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One response

  1. If we do not count the empires on the old world map, the living others are already penniless my Earthling friend:) Actually, maybe Turkey government have it, because you know R.T Erdogan recently built a palace(!), which is cost about 350 millions euro. And again recently he bought a plane for presidency 185 millions dollar. But, if you ask to people in Turkey, majority (%65) is living struggle to earn monthly money.

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