And What About The Illegal Aliens From Outer Space?

World famous for opening their borders to illegal aliens from anywhere and everywhere else in this world, German Green politicians were recently stunned to discover that their government has failed to adequately prepare for the possible arrival of illegal aliens from other worlds.


“So how do you organize a welcome party for an alien race?” asked a flustered CDU politician during intense questioning. “You planet!” the Greens shouted back.

The German government says it has made no preparations for the possibility that aliens might land in the European country.

In a response to questions from opposition Green Party lawmaker Dieter Janecek, the government said “there are no protocols or plans for a possible first contact with alien life.”

“A first contact on German territory is extremely unlikely, based on today’s scientific knowledge.”

2 responses

  1. The Countries that call Any Human Beings Illegal Aliens are forgetting that all of their populace was created from Foreign Earthly Aliens . Therefore the Only Illegal Aliens will be the ones from Outer Space ! When and if Those Illegal Aliens from Outer Space decide to show their Faces , Then we will have to tackle the Illegal Alien Situation . I Hope All Countries Take A Step Back And Think About From Whom And How Their Countries Were Formed , And Now How They Prosper From The Earthly Aliens That Have Created Their Existence Within There Borders ! Welcome To My World !

  2. If the ET’s were from another star system, or even more fantastic or scary another galaxy and can either warp space or use something that provides them with faster than light movement we can forget about building a space wall, or even using any kind of star wars type defense against alien trespassers. Earthly humans to attempting to engage advanced star trekking aliens would be like us swatting a pesky gnat. Think about it . It’s even worse than the gnat thing! A better way t understand this is the truth that ET’s could be a billion or more years advanced than we are! We would be more like a bacteria than a gnat compared to ET. Personally I do think ET lives, and knows we are here. I also believe they are good and maybe moral beings that are protecting us from the less moral aliens, and will continue to safeguard us unless we become so awful that there is no hope for our species or we kill ourselves off in NBC war. Oh NBC = Nuclear Biological Chemical.

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