This Just In: Germans Drive Too Fast October 25, 2012 By Hermann Observer in Habeas Corpus, Habitudes, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings, Hustle (Hoax), Hysteria Tags: Autobahn, Cars, Driving, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, Police, Radar Control, Satire, Speed Limits, Speed Traps, Speeding, Tickets Leave a comment During something they’re now calling a Blitz-Marathon (speed trap marathon), some 4000 German police caught some 30,000 German speeders during a large-scale 24-hour, well, speed trap marathon. 338 of these speed freaks were driving so fast that they are now facing a driving ban. Germans everywhere are nevertheless empört (indignant) about this sneaky police campaign, however, because… Because, uh… Well, because Germans everywhere drive too fast. That’s just what they do. Der schnellste Raser sei auf der Autobahn bei Düsseldorf mit 176 statt der erlaubten 60 Stundenkilometer erwischt worden.