It’s all over but the crying now. Or whining, if you prefer. German Wetter (weather) just keeps getting wetter!
A new study tells us that the number of “devastating” storms, heavy rains and other weather-related “natural catastrophes” has tripled in Germany since the 70s! Wow. Have there actually been three already?
Scarier still is that the climate model for the next thirty years (this in a country that can’t get the weather forecast for tomorrow right, mind you) calls for even more “heavy precipitation” that will most likely lead to – oh my God we’re all going to die – flooding! That’s right, the f-word. Oh the horror or something. And you thought it couldn’t happen here.
„Für die nächsten 30 Jahre rechnen Klimamodelle in Deutschland vor allem mit einer Zunahme der Sturmintensität und mit mehr Starkniederschlägen, die zu Überschwemmungen führen.“
And don´t forget the water shortage in most areas. It´s eery, but combined with less beer consumation hampering the water market turnover, there will be higher prices on water soon. Already “Dancing in the Rain” has become the most popular media flood-scare song.
Observing Hermann 
And don´t forget the water shortage in most areas. It´s eery, but combined with less beer consumation hampering the water market turnover, there will be higher prices on water soon. Already “Dancing in the Rain” has become the most popular media flood-scare song.
See?!? That Tsunami REALLY WILL come… endlich.