This time for real, though.
Berlin officials say the 20-year-old Dutchman who posed as a “forest boy” caused some $25,000 in unnecessary public expenditure during his nine-month hoax and are so pissed off about it that they are booting him out of the cushy public housing scam he had going.
“This was welfare fraud,” said one irrate municipal official. “Which is perfectly normal here, of course, but not when it’s such a big deal in the news like this. It makes us look like, I dunno, fools or something. So I’d say it’s time to hit the road, Ray. And never come back no more.”
The man arrived in Berlin in September, speaking English and claiming to be a 17-year-old teenager named Ray who had lived in forests with his father for five years, sleeping in caves or a tent, after his mother died in a car crash.
Observing Hermann 
“You can call me Ray, or you can call me Jay…” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qoYsfbq3vMc
Forest Boy can come to Massachusetts and apply for welfare. Just ask Auntie Zetuni, Obama’s aunt. She gets SSI, food stamps, public housing, free health care and, top this, an EBT credit card, which has been honored in Connecticutt Indian casinos. Auntie Zetuni simply told an imigration judge that she needed asylum because she is the aunt of POTUS. It worked!