You won’t regret it, Pyongyang! Germans have always been the one-stop experts when it comes to laying the groundwork for foreign investment in crumbling shithole communist states!
And here are just a few of the bennies your North Korean “companies” will soon be getting out of the coming deal:
We have absolutely no problem validating communism – we’ve been doing it for decades!
Our proven track record of indifference to the suffering populations under oppressive totalitarian regimes is virtually unmatched in the Western World!
Our economists and lawyers are all “can do will do” when it comes to selling expensive stuff to bullies of all varieties, no matter how bizarre, deranged or absolutely wacko they may be!
That is why you know that we support your latest master plan wholeheartedly – and we Germans KNOW a thing or two about master plans, too.
So remember Kim Jong: We are the pros when it comes to helping you help ourselves to help you help ourselves while helping you help us in the process.
“There is a master plan. They want to open up this year.”