Why do liberals love eating donuts so much?

September 17, 2016 By Hermann Observer in High Art, Humor Tags: Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Books, eBooks, iTunes, Sales, Smashwords Leave a comment

Buy this ebook and find out.

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Also available at Amazon, iTunes, Barnes & Noble, etc. Enjoy!

Would Kilgore Trout Tell A Lie?

August 13, 2016 By Hermann Observer in High Art, Higher Education, Humor Tags: 99c, Amazon, Barnes & Noble, Berlin, Book Sales, Deutsch, eBooks, German, iTunes, Jokes, Kilgore Trout, Language, Sales, Smashwords, Travel Leave a comment

It’s special ebook offer time again already, folks. Deal with it.

Dumb Deutsch: Absurd German Language Errors (auch für deutsche Leser geeignet)

Also at iTunes, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, etc. For a limited time only or something.

“Very funny book, relating dumb things people say while trying out their high school German. Laughing so hard at my normally quiet workplace I had tears in my eyes, my boss walked by and asked if I was OK. Oh yeah! She has a great sense of humor with an eye toward languages. Buy this book and laugh yourself silly!”

–Kilgore Trout

Whaddya Mean 501 German Oddities For Only 99 Cents?

July 2, 2016 By Hermann Observer in High Art, Higher Education, Humor Tags: Amazon, Culture, eBooks, German, Germans, Germany, Humor, iTunes, Jokes, Kindl, Language, Sales, Satire, Smashwords Leave a comment

Why that’s almost 5.060606060606061 oddities per penny!

What a steal.

Just ask Marina. If you happen to know her, I mean:

“Hermann, thank you for your blog and books, I am hooked. I recently picked up 501 German Oddities and couldn’t stop laughing. I am German, but live in Boston with my husband, who is from the area and grew up here. We cracked up so many times and just had a blast reading your book. It was actually eye opening at times to the both of us and explained some “odd” behaviors of mine to him. Super grateful for the book and can’t wait to see more blog entries. All the best, Marina.”

Limited time offer or something.

PS: Also available at Smashwords, iTunes, etc.

WN85R

February 6, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Hideology, High Art, Higher Education, Home Cooking, Humor Tags: Coupons, eBooks, Free Ebooks, Hillary, Humor, Jokes, Liberals, Puns, Sales, Smashwords, Socialists Leave a comment

That’s the top secret coupon code for a FREE COPY of the highly acclaimed Smashwords ebook The Little Red Book: Of Little-Read Jokes about the Enlightened Left, which I can also highly recommend as I did the highly acclaiming part, too.