German Of The Day: Schlusslicht. That means taillight. As in last place. Again.
This has now become a tradition, I guess. It’s very strange. Russia would have received more points. With Putin singing.
This can’t be true! We got the fewest points again! We brought up the rear at the Eurovision Song Contest once again. And that despite the quite striking performance of “Lord of the Lost”.
Now the Ukrainians have been designated “winners” of the Eurovision Song Contest 2022.
When will the horror ever end?
EUROVISION SONG CONTEST 2022 – Ukraine wins, Germany last!
But if they absolutely, positively have to pick a target…
Eurovision entrants rehearse in Tel Aviv as rockets rain on south – No cancellations as international bands continue to arrive and prepare for song contest, which opens May 14
“We are here to sing and we hope the music will beat everything.”
Neun Tage vor Eurovision Song Contest – Hamas droht mit Angriffen auf Tel Aviv.
Shocking Spy Skandal Update: Although more than 400,000 NSA keywords and phrases are supposedly still to be found on the computers of the BND – Germany’s zany, madcap spy agency accused of helping that nasty NSA in its sneaky and suspicious snooping activities – very little is known about the nature of these keywords themselves. Up until now, that is.
A corrupt German double agent has just released the first ten for a considerable chunk of baksheesh and an extended vacation stay at an undisclosed location in Florida. They are:
Domina
Dominatrix
Domino’s Pizza
Miley Cyrus
Apple Watch
We Watch
Everybody Watch
What is the Eurovision Song Contest?
What is Conchita Wurst?
Weather
More to follow. If national security permits.
“We are dependent on the NSA, not the other way round.”
Observing Hermann 