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“Thousands of accidents, autobahns blocked: Winter unleashes traffic chaos.”
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Winters could get colder
German scientists have come to the scientific conclusion that “despite global warming”, winters could get colder in the years to come. Of course they could also get warmer in the years to come too, but still.
This odd phenomenon is said to have something to do with the sun or something (uh, don’t warm or cold winters always have something to do with the sun?).
Look, I’m no scientist. I just know that global warming, at least the man-made kind, is sacrosanct. And I also know that I nearly froze my ass off here this last winter, “despite global warming” (not to spite it or anything). So you do the math (I’m not a mathematician either).
Kalte Winter in Europa widersprechen Klimaerwärmung nicht
Spring has sprung in Berlin
If you’re Knut the freakin’ polar bear maybe.
Man is it sure cold in Berlin these days. How cold, you ask?
It’s so cold you need jumper cables to get the German drivers going (German cars still start up just fine).
Cold? It’s so cold Berlin’s mayor actually slept with a woman last night.
Why it’s so cold that German politicians are keeping their hands in their own pockets for once. Or they’re considering it at least.
Cold? When I tried taking down the garbage this morning it refused to go.
Observing Hermann 