German Women Regularly Beat The Scheiße Out Of German Men

As if the shocking sexual coercion German women force their male sex slaves to endure again and again and again wasn’t bad enough already (and it certainly must be), an even more shocking new study has revealed what many of us have suspected all along: German women also regularly subject their German men to vicious physical abuse of the most cruel and unusual kind.


One Betroffene (person concerned) reports: Hamburg. At first he thought that he would be able to overcome the problems with his girlfriend. This is what Jochen K. (the initial has been changed to protect the innocent) wrote in his diary after she hit him the first time in the face with her fist. He held her back and tried to calm her down. But the attack in the hallway was not to be the last one. His girlfriend turned violent again and again in the following years. She couldn’t come to grips with her problem. Today Jochen K. admits that he must have been crazy to think that he could have overcome this problem alone.

But just what is it that makes these crazy German bitches so violent? Many psychologists and law enforcement experts believe that these men-beating monsters are simply products of their environment and actually victims themselves, having been socialized in a system of matriarchy in which beatings of this nature are simply not taken seriously. These women beat their men because they can, in other words.

So what can YOU do about it, German men? Break the silence. That’s the first step. And then go out and seek help immediately. Preferably in a city far, far away where nobody could possibly know you. And please, whatever you do, never ever use your real name while getting help, not unless you absolutely positively have to. No, I take that back. Don’t even use it then.

“Wenn Männer sich als Opfer an die Polizei wenden, werden oftmals keine Verfahren eröffnet”, sagt K. “Ihnen wird nicht geglaubt.”

2 responses

  1. “Wenn Männer sich als Opfer an die Polizei wenden, werden oftmals keine Verfahren eröffnet”, sagt K. “Ihnen wird nicht geglaubt.”

    Police: “Now where did you get that Rös´chen (black eye) from?”
    German: “After saying ´Du´ to my Gattin this morniing!.”
    Police: “Zet cannot be, nobody says ´Sie´ to his wife. What happened?”
    German, sobbing and crying: “She´s beating me daily and today she screamed, she hasn´t had sex for weeks.”
    Police: “…so what?”
    German: ” I said “Du”!

  2. A recent study showed that 1 in 4 women of marriagable age are batsh*t crazy. 1 in 6 men, likewise, have a psychiatric problem. The difference between men and women, though, is that women are encouraged to **cultivate** the anger, envy, and greed that contributes to their psychiatric problems.

    Women who cut themselves off from pop-psychology, ignore gal Queda, and take pop-culture with a grain of salt seem to be the happiest.

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