It took me forever to finally get how this creepy clown conspiracy stuff works but now I’m laughing my Hintern (behind) off.
I had always found clowns creepy (even the old-school, “normal” kind) and anything but funny but that’s only because nobody had ever explained to me how this works. Once one of these new “horror clowns” shows up to bug you, for instance, you either stab them with a knife or wack them with a hammer. Well that’s how they’re doing it here in Germany. Hardy, har, har! Give me more!
Horror-Clown-Attacke: Junge wehrt sich mit “Hammer Gottes.”