Jeepers. What took her so long this time? I mean, what with all of this refugee-terror-soccer-match-cancellation-stress going on around here these days.
But as it turns out, she and her German compatriots don’t seem to be all that stressed out about those kind of things, believe it or not (believe it).
The latest stress survey indicates, for instance, that about one quarter of all Germans are primarily stressed out about the kind of stress that they put themselves under. These are Germans stressed out about being , well, German, I guess you could say. Damn. I wouldn’t want to live under that kind of stress, either.
Some 19 percent are stressed out about not having enough money.
Around 15 percent need more sleep and early retirement, I assume, because having to work for a living is a really big stress factor for them.
And 14 percent are stressed out by not having enough time to do what they want to do. You know, like being more stressed out about stuff?
The Germans remaining, I assume, were not able to adequately stress through verbal communication just how stressed out they really, truly are.
Wie die GfK in einer am Mittwoch veröffentlichten Umfrage herausgefunden hat, stellt der Druck, den man sich selbst macht, die hauptsächliche Stress-Ursache bei den Deutschen dar.