They really made these things to last.
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Arson Attacks Disrupt Berlin’s Disrupted Rail Traffic
Sort of. With some 2000 trains now running late in Berlin after the discovery of seven homemade explosives along the city’s railways these past three days – and none of the passangers having noticed yet because trains are always late here – the leftist peacenik terrorist group responsible for the diabolical attacks has confirmed that it would have caused “like considerable way more damage and maybe even have managed to blow something up big time if any of the freakin’ trains to be attacked would have been on time like for once already.”
But still… “This morning we slowed down the German capital and its function as a global player in the export of armaments,” said a statement from the group released Monday on a leftist website.
Anti-War Bombs Real Duds
All we are saying, is give peace a chance (or we’ll burn your asses up).
German peacenik activist types protesting Germany’s so-called military engagement in Afghanistan just attempted an arson attack at the north end of one of Berlin Hauptbahnhof’s tunnels (the high-speed link to Hamburg).
Railway employees discovered the device in time and experts secured “seven bottles filled with flammable liquid bundled together and linked to a fuse.”
Peace now or we’ll kill you? How refreshing or something. There is a certain logic here somewhere, I’m sure. I just haven’t found it yet.
The “Hekla Reception Committee — Initiative for more Eruptions in Society” — in an apparent reference to Iceland’s Hekla volcano — claimed responsibility.
That didn’t take long
Or as Stern puts it: How Concern Turns to Hysteria.
The Namibian Connection?
“Nothing is clear for now. It has not been determined if the package was bound for Germany, nor even if it contains a functional explosive device. It is also questionable if the package was about to be loaded onboard or not. The proper headline should read ‘suspicious piece of baggage discovered that might have possibly been destined for Germany.'”
“Namibia steht nicht auf der Terrorismus-Landkarte.”
We surrender already!
Just stop holding hands and singing We Shall Overcome!
Not even those rugged German army types can take this kind of abuse forever. After years of moaning and sniveling and peaceniking about saving the heath and health of the so-called “Bombodrom” in Kyritz-Ruppiner Heide near Berlin, the Bundeswehr has finally rolled over and decided to close down its infamous military training area.
It had been a shocking Vorgang (course of events) or something. They actually practiced dropping bombs here once, I think. Maybe twice. Fake bombs of course, but still. Damn, where is the Bundeswehr going to drop their fake bombs now?
Bundesverteidigungsminister Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg (CSU) erklärte in Berlin, die Bundeswehr löse diesen Standort mit seinen 80 Mitarbeitern vollständig auf.
Now it’s Tegel’s turn
Damn. Somebody’s sure trying to blow up stuff around here these days. And they keep blaming it on those old WWII bombs folks keep diggin’ up.
Wie der Flughafensprecher weiter sagte, werden möglichst viele Flüge nach Berlin-Schönefeld umgeleitet.
Gerhard Schröder: It wasn’t me…
Who was in the car with the drunken church lady that night she got busted and then lost her job. He swears.
He refuses to comment on speculation about him being the guy who planted that 250 kilo bomb they found at S-Bahn Ostkreuz today, though.
Gegen 18.15 Uhr konnte das Entschärferteam Entwarnung geben.
Observing Hermann 
