Or Volk, if you prefer. Thanks to you a total Corona lockdown is virtually assured now.
Confusion, defiance and parties in the park: A postcard from Berlin under coronavirus lockdown – Police had to break up several so-called “Corona Parties” on Monday evening, where hundreds of students had bought cases of Corona beer and gathered in parks.
In Berlin zum Beispiel sind die Clubs zwar geschlossen, trotzdem treffen sich viele Jugendliche einfach in Parks zum gemeinsamen Trinken.
That means party police. And who else could that refer to but the police in Berlin?
Headline: “Party police” sent back to Berlin from their G20 deployment in Hamburg.
– Hundreds of Berlin police were deployed to help safeguard the coming G20 summit in Hamburg.
– But now three hundred have been prematurely dismissed from the deployment due to improper behavior.
– The accusations include urinating and having sex in public. In addition, one police woman was said to have been dancing on a table in a bath robe while brandishing a gun in her hand.
I don’t get it. So why did they get sent back home again? Those Hamburg cops must be real bores.
“Zwischen Beamtenarsch und Arschretter liegt oft nur ein vereitelter Überfall.”
€9.50 ($12.30) for an Oktoberfest beer? And that in September?
Damn that must be good brew.
Before long, even the most hard-bitten cynics can’t help but climb up on a bench (dancing on tables is frowned upon) and belt out the lyrics of newly learned folk song.
Observing Hermann 