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You didn’t get any of this from me.
(In Germany) That is the question. Standing up, I mean.
And the next German court has just made its standpoint clear. They’re still on our side, men. Standing. Because they won’t stand for us having to roll over dead by sitting down like that. But how long can we keep going like this?
Gee wizz. Bladder enjoy it now while we still can because let’s face it, pal: Urine danger. So hang in there.
A court in Germany has once again ruled in favor of a man’s right to urinate while standing up after his landlord demanded money for damage to the bathroom floor.
More budding crime in Kreuzberg. I bet the Greens planted this stuff. Or maybe some other dope. What a bunch of crackpots.
Kreuzberg is a really seedy district, you know. And these weren’t even potted plants. They just found this stuff among the weeds. I tell you, this town is really going to pot…
I got a million of ’em, folks!
Dass in Berlin-Kreuzberg öffentlich ein Joint geraucht wird, ist nichts Besonderes. Aber bei mehreren hundert Cannabis-Pflanzen auf einer öffentlichen Grünanlage wird dann selbst in Berlin die Polizei aktiv.
German officials sure know how to stirrup the emotions these days.
Whinny they gonna finally leave us alone?
They mustang out with the wrong people or something. They sure do have a lot of gaul. I think it would behoove them to try standing in good stead for once and keep calm because the mane thing is that we all still have enough meat to eat, regardless of the horse, I mean source, of course.
After all, horse meat is a stable diet you know.
And just for the record: Any pal of theirs is a palomino.
This gives Pferdiggerichte a whole new meaning.
In Japan, we have seen mighty tectonic shifts, with tragic effects. In Germany, teutonic plates have been swirling around uncontrollably, and the country has undergone a nuclear U-turn at the hand of Angela Merkel, the normally iconically-cool Chancellor.
But now for something completely different: German energy puns.
Boy I tell ya, when it comes to shutting down nuclear power plants these Germans really know what’s watt.
I just heard all the German nuclear physicists have gone fission.
I guy I talked to says that now that they’ve shut down all these nuclear plants they’re gonna re-fuse to start them back up again.
Green? Why Germans are so green these days that they’ve resorted to planting light bulbs. They want to see if power plants will grow.
You know why wind power is so popular in this country? It has a lot of fans.
You know what they are going to call a power failure here pretty soon, don’t you? A current event.
I ran into this silly old German Green the other day. Man, talk about a fossil fool.
During the past week, the Germans have not set a good example, casting away logic and apparently deciding future energy policy on the basis of an emotional spasm rather than a clearly-thought out strategy.
Observing Hermann 