I Would Like To Know More About This ISIS Beheading Thing

March 1, 2015 By Hermann Observer in Hard Facts, Helplessness, Hideology, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy Tags: Berlin, Bremen, Charlie Hebdo, Germans, Germany, ISIS, Islam, Islamophobia, Religion, Terror, Terrorists 1 Comment

And the Charlie Hebdo attack. And all the other attacks. And that mysterious Islamist terror threat yesterday in Bremen. You know. I would like to know more about stuff like that.

I would like to understand these things better because I don’t understand them at all because all of these atrocities are being carried out by Islamists in the name of Islam and yet I am continually being told that these Islamists have nothing to do with Islam and that confuses me. This confusion means that I am Islamophobic, apparently. And I know you mean well, mister but I don’t think you are going to have any good answers for me, either. That must be a part of my Islamophobia, too. Help me, man. I’m sick.

“It’s getting more difficult because a lot of Islamophobic themes are coming, people now mixing Islam and terror, so we have to explain a lot.”

PS: And the Miss Germany 2015 winner is… Her.

Duplicitous Doll Disses Deso Dogg (Da Dope)

February 16, 2015 By Hermann Observer in Helplessness, Hi-tech, Hideology, High Art, Higher Education, Humor, Hurt Feelings Tags: Berlin, Deso Dogg, Espionage, FBI, German, Germans, Germany, Homegrown Terrorism, Honey Trap, Humor, ISIS, Kreuzberg, Mata Hari, Rappers, Sex, Spies, Syria, Terrorism Leave a comment

Talk about your sleeper cell. That smooth-ISIS-rapping womanizer Deso Dog, aka Denis Da Dogg himself, just fell for the oldest trick in the How-to-Spy-101-for-Dummies book and married an FBI operative who just slipped off to Turkey only to be turned over to those caring folks at the FBI in the US-Amerika itself.

But not before she had transmitted tons of way cool information to them about the romantic rapping sap. Like how he throws down his rhymes half-naked in front of the bathroom mirror, I suppose. And what kind of top secret plans he and his ISIS buddies have been working on these days. You know, stuff like that. Dumbass.

Der ISIS-Kämpfer (39) in Syrien war in die Liebesfalle einer Undercover-Agentin getappt. Sie sollte eine enge Beziehung zu ihm aufbauen, um auf diese Weise wichtige Informationen über die Terrortruppe abzuschöpfen.

Which Name’s Worse?

February 11, 2015 By Hermann Observer in Hard Facts, Hate, Helplessness, Hideology, Hurt Feelings Tags: Berlin, Deso Dogg, Germany, Homegrown Terrorism, ISIS, Islamic Terrorists, Rappers, Syria, Terrorists 1 Comment

Denis Cusper, Deso Dogg or Abu Talha al-Alman?

Personally, I’d go with Denis Da Dogg. I mean, he is still trying to sell records, right?

The U.S. State Department has designated a German rapper an international terrorist due to his work as a “willing pitchman” for ISIS, including an appearance in a recruitment video holding a severed head, NBC News reports.

I got your Haftbefehl for you right here, pal.

German Of The Day: Die Initiative Ergreifen

January 16, 2015 By Hermann Observer in Habeas Corpus, Hard Facts, Hideology, Higher Education, Home Cooking Tags: Berlin, Charlie Hebdo, German, Germans, Germany, ISIS, Islamists, Language, Terrorists 4 Comments

That means taking the initiative. You know, as in arresting two Salafists in Berlin Wedding on suspicion of recruiting fighters for Isis in Syria?

And it’s about freaking time, people. And congratulations to Belgium on their fine catch, too.

Following the recent attacks in Paris and the thwarting on Thursday of a terrorist plot in Belgium, 250 officers simultaneously raided 11 addresses across the German capital.

Wolfsburg: Volkswagens And ISIL Jihadist Cells

January 15, 2015 By Hermann Observer in Habeas Corpus, Hate, Helplessness, Hideology, Hurt Feelings Tags: German, Germans, Germany, ISIL, ISIS, Islamic Terror, Terrorists, Wolfsburg 2 Comments

Prosecutors in Germany are reportedly investigating a suspected 50-member cell with links to Islamic State of Iraq and the Levant (Isil) that is planning terror attacks on German soil.

“We will one day conquer Europe.”

All Together Now!

January 7, 2015 By Hermann Observer in Hard Facts, Hate, Helplessness, Hideology, Higher Education, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy Tags: Berlin, Charlie Hebdo, Germany, ISIS, Islam, Islamization, Religion, Terror Leave a comment

Here’s where we say this had nothing to do with Islam (other religions have this kind of stuff done in their names all the time, you know).

And getting back to Pegida… How could anyone possibly have anything bad to say about the potential Islamization danger in Germany? Or, well, in France for that matter.

“All diejenigen, die bisher die Sorgen der Menschen vor einer drohenden Gefahr durch Islamismus ignoriert oder verlacht haben, werden durch diese Bluttat Lügen gestraft.”

The Dirty Dozen

December 11, 2014 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Hideology, Home Cooking, Hypocrisy Tags: Bundeswehr, German, Germans, Germany, Iraq, ISIS, Islamists, Military, Peshmerga, Terror Leave a comment

No, not the movie. That’s the number (12) of German “troops” currently active in Northern Iraq training Kurdish peshmerga fighters.

Just sending weapons all the time was starting to get a little peinlich (embarrassing) for everybody – even here in Berlin – so this bold military move needed to be undertaken to prove to the rest of the world that, well, I don’t know what this was supposed to prove.

And now get this: Word is out that Angela Merkel’s government may now even want to surge big time and send more than 100 trainers more.

But don’t worry another invasion of Poland or anything just yet: Under German law, any military deployment abroad requires parliamentary approval, but this mission may require more than a simple parliamentary vote. The Defence Ministry fears it may require a change in the Basic Law, Germany’s constitution, Bild reported quoting an unidentified ministry source.

Right. The Germans will change their constitution for this? Hey, it’s better to have a dirty dozen than no dirt at all.

550 German Jihadists On The Wall…

November 23, 2014 By Hermann Observer in Hard Facts, Helplessness, Hideology, Home Cooking Tags: 99 Bottles Of Beer, Beer, German, Germans, Germany, Iraq, ISIL, ISIS, Jihadists, Syria 1 Comment

550 German jihadists. Take one down and put in the ground, 549 German jihadists on the wall.

And it looks like we’re already down to 490, folks. All together now!

490 German jihadists on the wall, 490 German jihadists. Take one down and put in the ground, 489 German jihadists on the wall…

German intelligence sources say some 60 Germans have died fighting for the jihadist group “Islamic State.” Many others have returned from conflict zones in Syria and Iraq – and now pose a threat at home.

Only One-Third?

October 28, 2014 By Hermann Observer in Habeas Corpus, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Hideology, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy Tags: Apathy, Cologne, Demonstrations, Hooligans, ISIS, Neo-Nazis, Politics, Riots, Violence 1 Comment

Only about one third of German students are interested in current events and politics these days.

German far-right groups and hooligans sure seem pretty interested, though.

German authorities were considering measures to limit the right to demonstrate, after dozens of policemen were injured as a protest by far-right groups purportedly aimed against Islamic extremism turned violent.

North Rhine-Westphalia’s interior minister said freedom of assembly was misused by neo-Nazi groups and members of Germany’s football hooligan scene who held a rally in Cologne, western Germany, on Sunday 26 October.

“This was no political demonstration, but a platform for violence.”

German Police Academy II?

October 23, 2014 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings Tags: Afghanistan, Arms exports, Germans, Germany, Iraq, ISIS, Kurds, Military, Police, Terror, Weapons Leave a comment

Word is out that Germans will “most likely” provide military training to Kurdish groups in northern Iraq.

That’s cool, I guess. But we can only hope that these trainers won’t be as ineffective as those who just spent ten years training Afghan police forces and failed miserably at it.

German officials have been training police in Afghanistan for a decade, but a visit to their training center in Mazar-e-Sharif creates major doubts about the effectiveness of the mission. Afghan police remain poorly prepared to tackle the mighty challenges they will face as Western forces withdraw.

Ineffective and Unsustainable: Failure Threatens Afghan Police Training Mission

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