German political scientists everywhere were stunned at the latest unexpected Infratest dimap survey findings in Germany. For some inexplicable reason, 81 percent of Germans asked have lost their trust in Russia and do not believe that the country respects basic democratic rights.
Unable to explain this unexpected finding, one scientist warns that if this drop in esteem were to continue and surpass the 96 percent mark “we will then have reached the lack of esteem level traditionally reserved for the United States of America, a country we all know to be much more deserving of our lack of esteem although none of us can rationally explain why that is, and this would be a real rotten deal for Russia. And none of us want that.”
Nur 13 Prozent der Deutschen glaubt an das Minsker Abkommen.
Mein gott! Is German esteem for Russia really so low? Is the number really closing in on that of US Amerika?? Be not afraid, we (US Americans) will soon do something real stupid (like advising Iran that any treaties signed by Obama will be null and void once a new Repub president takes over) which will push us once again WAY in front of Russland!
Observing Hermann 
Mein gott! Is German esteem for Russia really so low? Is the number really closing in on that of US Amerika?? Be not afraid, we (US Americans) will soon do something real stupid (like advising Iran that any treaties signed by Obama will be null and void once a new Repub president takes over) which will push us once again WAY in front of Russland!
Hi Bud! You know damn well that we’re uneinholbar (uncatchable) and we’re gonna stay that way come what may. “I play eleven other instruments… Bye.”