Our Fake News Is The Real Fake News

December 19, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy, Hysteria Tags: Facebook, Fake News, Free speech, German, Germans, Germany, Government Control, Media, Monopolies, Party Line, Public TV, SPD Leave a comment

You know, just like our facts are the only facts that count? So don’t even THINK about muscling in on our territory, Facebook and Co.

EU Parliament President Martin Schulz (SPD) and Germany’s Justice Minister Heiko Maas (SPD) both came out swinging against fake news on Sunday.

In separate press interviews, the two German politicians discussed concrete plans to create laws banning platforms like Facebook from spreading fabricated stories presented as real news, something both men saw as harmful to democracy.

Thank goodness somebody is getting active on this, is all I can say. You need to understand that German state fake news providers not only have the responsibility of upholding the government party line, they must also ensure that those who are forced to finance official fake news production get the very most for their money. The money that isn’t theirs anymore, I mean.

No Taxation Without Decent Stations!

December 18, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Hard Facts, Heconomy, Hurt Feelings Tags: ARD, Deutschlandradio, German, Germans, Germany, GEZ, Government Control, Political correctness, Propaganda, Public TV, Taxation, TV, ZDF Leave a comment

You say you want a revolution? Then GEZ out on the street and do something about it, people. “Public” TV? Sure. As long as the public has a choice about being forced to finance it or not.

Since the 1970s, every German household with a television or radio has paid a monthly fee, called the GEZ, to finance public TV and Deutschlandradio, the national public radio network.

But in 2013, the government began to require every household and business to pay the approximately $20 monthly fee even if they don’t own a TV or radio…

In a sign of growing resistance, Beitragsservice issued more than 25 million warnings to households last year for not paying the fee, a 20% increase over 2014, according to its latest figures.

480 Millionen Euro nur fürs Personal: Das plant das ZDF mit Ihren GEZ-Gebühren.

Women These Days

December 15, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Helplessness, Higher Education, Home Cooking, Humor, Hurt Feelings Tags: Clothing, Customs, German, Germans, Germany, Hijabs, Pantsuits, Saudi Arabia, Women 1 Comment

After insulting Western men for years by always insisting upon wearing those God-awful pantsuits, Germany’s defense minister Ursula von der Leyen has forthwith joined the chore of uppity women who now go out of their way to insult Saudi men by not wearing a hijab.

“The right to choose your own clothing is a right shared by men and women alike,” the snooty German visitor announced in Riyadh. “It annoys me, when women are to be pushed into the Abaya.”

One so-called man then took a hijab at her by tweeting: “The German Defense Minister is wearing that pantsuit in Saudi Arabia deliberately. And everywhere else she goes, too. This is an outrage and an insult to us all.”

“The German Defense Minister: not wearing the hijab in Saudi was deliberate. This is an insult to Saudi Arabia.”

German Of The Day: Vollspacko

December 14, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Humor, Hurt Feelings Tags: Actors, Dumbness, Facebook, German, Germans, Germany, Jan Böhmermann, Language, Man of the Year, Playboy, Till Schweiger Leave a comment

That means “complete dumbass,” or something along those lines. And this guy below should know. When to use the term, I mean.

“I only landed tenth place on Playboy’s Man of the Year! That’s nine places behind that complete dumbass Böhermann,” Till Schweiger wrote on Facebook.

And that, I think, is probably one of the most intelligent things I’ve ever heard Till Schweiger say.

„Beim Playboy bin ich auf auf Platz Zehn gelandet! 9 Plätze hinter dem Vollspacko Böhmermann.“

Money Can’t Buy You Love

December 13, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, Heconomy, Helplessness, Hideology, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings Tags: German, Germans, Germany, Islamists, Jihadists, Kuwait, Qatar, Salafists, Saudi Arabia, Terror, Terrorists Leave a comment

But if it flows in from places like Saudi Arabia, Kuwait and Qatar it can buy you lots of support for ultraconservative Salafists and their jihadist ideology.

At least in Germany it can.

Religious organizations from those three countries have been sending preachers to Germany as well as financing the construction of mosques and schools, the German “Süddeutsche Zeitung” newspaper and public service broadcasters NDR and WDR reported. The intelligence reports were conducted on the behalf of the German government…

German authorities have conducted numerous raids nationwide targeting Salafist organizations in recent weeks. In November, German Interior Minister Thomas de Maiziere announced a ban on the Salafist “True Religion” group which was known for passing out a fundamentalist translation of the Koran in German city centers.

Berlin’s New SPD 2.0

December 12, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Hard Facts, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Horror, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy Tags: Berlin, German, Germans, Germany, Law, Sharia, Social Democracy, Socialism, SPD Leave a comment

They’re going to call it the Sharia Party Deutschland now.

The State Secretary for the Berlin Government, Sawsan Chebli (SPD), defended Islamic law saying it can exist alongside Germany’s Basic Law because it ‘largely regulates the relationship between God and man’…

Last week Berlin Mayor Michael Müller announced a new government consisting of a coalition of Social-Democrats, Greens and the left-wing Die Linke party that will rule Germany’s capital city.

Das Bild von der erfolgreichen Migrantin hat Risse.

Russia Trying To Destabilize Germany But Germany Still Way Better

December 8, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Hi-tech, Humor, Hurt Feelings Tags: Berlin, Communist Propaganda, Cyber Attacks, Elections, German, Germans, Germany, Hackers, Merkel, Putin, Russia Leave a comment

Germans were shocked upon learning today that Russia is trying to destabilize German society with propaganda and cyber attacks ahead of next year’s general election, many fearing that the unwanted foreign competition could stifle their own government’s efforts to do the same.

“The Russians should mind their own damned business and concentrate on destabilizing their own society,” one irate commentator said. “We have the will, the means, the experience and the elected and non-elected officials to do so on our own, thank you. And we’re talking ‘made in Germany’ quality here, people. So go take a flying leap at a rolling pirozhki already.”

The warning was the bluntest public claim yet from Germany’s BfV agency about Moscow’s alleged campaign of disinformation and hacking targeting Europe’s biggest economy.

Meet The New Crisis

December 5, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Heconomy, Helplessness, Hurt Feelings Tags: Euro Crisis, Euroe, German, Germans, Germany, Italy, Renzi, Schäuble 3 Comments

Same as the old crisis. So like what, me worry?

“I think there is no need to talk about a euro crisis,” German Finance Minister Wolfgang Schaeuble said after Italian voters defeated the referendum on constitutional amendments. “I think we should see the situation in Italy with a certain calmness. That is how democratic and constitutional processes work in the member states. The Italians have decided, that is to be respected. They will make the best of it.”

I admire his serenity (Greece, Brexit, Italy…). And I’d also like to know what kind of tranquilizers this guy is on.

Die Lage in Italien heute besser als vor zwei Jahren.

Is It Time For More Outrage Yet?

December 2, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy Tags: BND, Espionage, German, Germans, Germany, NSA Leave a comment

About the evil NSA spying on poor, defnseless Germany again?

“What’s new is that German intelligence not only used the NSA spy tools, but has also been involved in its programming for years.”

Unter den insgesamt 90 Gigabyte an Dokumenten soll es demnach Beweise geben, die die Zusammenarbeit zwischen der amerikanischen National Security Agency (NSA) und dem BND belegen. „Einige Dokumente zeigen, wie Geheimdienste Wege finden, um an der eigenen Regierung vorbeizuarbeiten“, heißt es unter anderem in der Mitteilung. Dabei gehe es auch um die aktive Beteiligung des BND an der globalen Massenüberwachung.

If It Works For You

November 30, 2016 By Hermann Observer in Hard Facts, Helplessness, Hurt Feelings Tags: Agents, Espionage, German, Germans, Germany, Intelligence, Islamists, Moles, Security, Spies 1 Comment

Just let me get this straight. This married father of four German spy guy of Spanish descent is a onetime gay porn actor turned secret Islamist extremist mole?

Hey, it’s hard to find steady work these days.

Two weeks ago, German intelligence agents noticed an unusual user in a chat room known as a digital hideout for Islamic militants. The man claimed to be one of them — and said he was a German spy. He was offering to help Islamists infiltrate his agency’s defenses to stage a strike. Agents lured him into a private chat, and he gave away so many details about the spy agency — and his own directives within it to thwart Islamists — that they quickly identified him, arresting the 51-year-old the next day. Only then would the extent of his double life become clear.

Enttarnter Islamist war Darsteller in Pornofilmen.

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