Dog owners are not just cuddly toys, mutts. They also have their own needs.
New Law Proposed in Germany Demands Dog Owners Take Pets on an Hour-Long Walk Twice a Day.
I’ve been told that another new proposed law would force German dogs to teach their owners to roll over and play dead every time the government asks them to but the political opposition insists that this would be unnecessary government intervention as this has already long been the case.
“They’ll be telling cat owners how often they need to change their litter trays next.”