9,999,999 Foreigners Living In Germany Now

June 30, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Home Cooking Tags: Asylum Seekers, Demographics, Foreigners, German, Germans, Germany, Migrants, Population, Refugees, Same-sex Marriage 1 Comment

A round 10 million counting me.

When is somebody finally going to do something about this already?

There are only 80 million Germans here, by the way. Tendenz sinkend (going down). But don’t mind them. They’re on their way out for a reason. I don’t know what it is but there must be some reason they’re on their way out.

More than half of residents living in the German city of Frankfurt have a migrant background, according to new statistics. Figures show 51.2 per cent of people living there are either non-German, German citizens born abroad or Germans who are the children of immigrants.

PS: At least some Germans are trying to fight back by making more babies.

Facebook’s Behind It

June 29, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Helplessness, Hideology, History, Hypocrisy Tags: Antisemitism, Frank-Walter Steinmeier, German, Germans, Germany, History, Language, Media, Social Media 1 Comment

Never having been a country with anti-Jewish sentiment issues before, German President Frank-Walter Steinmeier, aka Schlafmütze (sleepyhead), just did a little research and was shocked to discover that those awful American social media companies are the reason for the increased anti-Jewish sentiment in Germany today.

“Social media often propagates the spread of hate messages and antisemitic provocation,” Steinmeier said, noting that the trend is growing across Europe. Except in Germany, of course, because trend isn’t really the right word for it here. Thanks to social media, he reiterated.

“German wedding traditions you’ll want to adopt”

June 28, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Helplessness, Hideology, Hypocrisy Tags: Angela Merkel, German, Germans, Germany, Law, Marriage, Politicians, Politics, Principles, Same-sex Marriage, Tradition, Weddings 1 Comment

1. Men marry women (or vice versa).

2. Then they raise a family together.

The other traditions aren’t all that interesting, I find.

In an absolutely, positively and purely political move she has perfected over the years (to take the wind out of her opponent’s sails in the coming election by suddenly doing 180 degrees and making their stand her own)… German Chancellor Angela Merkel has opened the door to a free vote in parliament on legalising same-sex marriage, after signalling a shift in her party’s position on it. Mrs Merkel surprised the German media by saying she favoured a “decision of conscience” on gay marriage. Her conservative Christian Democrats (CDU) have previously opposed it – unlike the rival Social Democrats (SPD), Free Democrats (FDP) and Greens.

German politicians, like politicians everywhere, are always talking to you about their principles. This is a prime example of what they mean by that.

German Of The Day: Partypolizei

June 27, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habeas Corpus, Habitudes, Home Cooking, Humor, Hurt Feelings Tags: Berlin, Cops, G20 Summit 2017, German, Hamburg, Language, Partying, Police 1 Comment

That means party police. And who else could that refer to but the police in Berlin?

Headline: “Party police” sent back to Berlin from their G20 deployment in Hamburg.

– Hundreds of Berlin police were deployed to help safeguard the coming G20 summit in Hamburg.

– But now three hundred have been prematurely dismissed from the deployment due to improper behavior.

– The accusations include urinating and having sex in public. In addition, one police woman was said to have been dancing on a table in a bath robe while brandishing a gun in her hand.

I don’t get it. So why did they get sent back home again? Those Hamburg cops must be real bores.

“Zwischen Beamtenarsch und Arschretter liegt oft nur ein vereitelter Überfall.”

All The Secret Code That’s Fit To Print

June 26, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Helplessness, Hideology, Higher Education, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy Tags: Asylum Seekers, Fake News, German, Germans, Germany, Journalism, Lying Press, Media, Migrants, Newspapers, Refugees Leave a comment

Forget about the lying press. Now some German media have taken it to a new level and publish their news reports using a secret code. Everybody here knows the code, however, so it’s not much of a secret. But still.

Here’s an example: 250 “people” obstruct a police operation in Duisburg. The cops in Duisburg wanted to check the papers of some guy involved in a traffic violation. The situation escalated, however, ending up with a gang of 250 “people” assembling and interfering with this police action.

Let me decode that for you: Germans don’t assemble in groups like that to interfere with cops investigating some traffic violation. Ergo, other people who now live in Germany do. Not one word can be found in that article indicating that, of course, but your everyday Germans on the street have become such experienced code breakers that they know the deal as soon as they read the headline. Nobody’s lying though, see?

Etwa 250 Menschen haben der Polizei zufolge eine Verkehrskontrolle gestört.

World’s Largest Publicly Funded Broadcaster Squeamish About Showing Documentary On Antisemitism

June 25, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, High Art, Home Cooking, Hurt Feelings, Hypocrisy Tags: Anti-Israel, Antisemitism, ARD, Auserwählt und Ausgegrenzt, BDS, Biased Media, Documentaries, Fake News, Films, German, Germans, Germany, Israel, Jews, Lying Press, Media 4 Comments

Because, well, that would be too unpleasant for the public being made to do the broadcaster’s forced funding to have to face.

Germany’s state-run television channel ARD recently decided not to air a documentary it had itself commissioned concerning the latest outbreak of antisemitism in Europe and the Middle East because the people doing the film apparently did this job much too well (after enough noise was made about this decision the ARD had to broadcast it anyway).

This could trouble viewers in a country where at least 40% of its citizens hold anti-Israel, antisemitic views. Or so the reasoning must be. ARD documentaries propagating negative views about Israel get aired here all the time, however. This having to do with balanced journalism or something. Or so the reasoning must be.

Anti-Zionism is not a legitimate political position, but rather a movement against the Jewish and democratic state. It is Antisemitism 2.0.

PS: Meanwhile… The latest boycott Israel campaign from BDS seems to be making great strides forward here in Berlin. It is unclear at this point whether the ARD will be commissioning a documentary about this campaign or not.

Jasmin W.

June 24, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Hotness Tags: Blümchen, Jasmin Wagner 1 Comment

Beautiful German of the week.

Because somebody has to admire them.

My Guess Is Argentina

June 23, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habeas Corpus, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Hustle (Hoax), Hypocrisy Tags: Crime, Dieselgate, Fraud, German, Germans, Germany, Law, Punishment, Swindle, Volkswagen 2 Comments

US authorities have issued international arrest warrants for five former VW managers and developers for their role in the Dieselgate scandal.

Nobody in Germany can seem to find them so, you know, just put two and two together. No, that doesn’t make five. But it comes close.

Under the constitution, German citizens can only be extradited to other European Union countries or to an international court. But leaving Germany could pose the risk of being extradited to the United States from a third country.

“Erwartbare Konsequenz.”

More Friends Don’t Spy On Friends Again

June 22, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habitudes, Hard Facts, Helplessness, Home Cooking, Hypocrisy Tags: BND, Espianage, German, Germans, Germany, Spies, The White House Leave a comment

It just isn’t done. Go ask Angela Merkel.

So that at least explains why the Germans have been spying on us (as in U.S.) for years and years now.

Germany’s foreign intelligence service long spied on numerous official and business targets in the United States, including the White House, Spiegel weekly reported Thursday. The magazine said it had seen documents showing that the intelligence service, the BND, had a list of some 4,000 so-called selector keywords for surveillance between 1998 and 2006.

Zwischen 1998 und 2006 soll der BND demnach knapp 4.000 Suchbegriffe, sogenannte Selektoren, in seinen Datenbanken verwendet haben, die auf amerikanische Ziele gerichtet waren. Dazu sollen Telefon- oder Faxnummern sowie E-Mail-Adressen im Weißen Haus, im US-Finanzministerium und im US-Außenministerium gehört haben. Der BND wollte zu dem Vorgang o¨ffentlich keine Stellung nehmen.

Don’t Mind The Mind Police

June 21, 2017 By Hermann Observer in Habeas Corpus, Habitudes, Helplessness, Hideology, Hypocrisy, Hysteria Tags: Advertising, Bans, Berlin, Billboards, Censorship, Feminism, German, Language, Nudity, Sexism Leave a comment

You don’t have to. They’re minding you. Before you even noticed that you minded, too. But once you do start minding, remember to remind yourself that they are only minding you for your own good. So never mind.

Progress at last, I must say. Berlin’s Left party has taken another step forward into the past by banning what they have deemed to be sexist advertising with of half-naked women on city billboards. I couldn’t agree more. I want them all naked. Completely naked. Now.

That image above would also fall under that sexism category, by the way. Like I said, never mind.

“You don’t have to hide your pugs.”

Observing Hermann

“Was interessiert mich mein Geschwätz von gestern?”

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